A Serial Killer's Cookbook

A Serial Killer's Cookbook

1 - Crime Scene Chili

Oops. The boss is dead.

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Stacey Roberts
Apr 18, 2025
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3 lbs 90-10% lean ground beef

2 cups chopped yellow onion

2 cans hot chili mix

6 cans chili hot beans

2 packets chili powder

32 oz tomato juice

2 15 oz cans stewed tomatoes

Salt and pepper to taste

1 lb elbow macaroni

1 lb shredded sharp cheddar cheese

1 creepy murder victim

1000 yards crime scene tape

1 police detective

4 patrolmen (for crowd control)

2-person foren…

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