2 - Concussive Apple Pie

Who doesn't love pie?

3 cups all-purpose flour

1 cup lard

2 pinches salt

1 egg

6-8 tablespoons water

6-8 large gravity-harvested apples

1 cup sugar

1 tsp ground cinnamon

½ tsp ground nutmeg

1 tbsp lemon juice

6 inches hard-packed snow

1 steep incline

1 Eisenhower-era wooden sled

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Warm apple pie on a cold winter’s night. There’s nothing better. You know what I mean. My Aunt Sissy’s appl…