A Serial Killer's Cookbook

A Serial Killer's Cookbook

9 - Hideout Tuna Salad

If we're hiding from the world, maybe we need sandwiches.

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Stacey Roberts
Apr 18, 2025
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12 5-ounce cans of solid white tuna in water

6 cups real mayonnaise (no lowfat or oil mixtures)

12 celery stalks, diced

12 scallions, sliced thin

6 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

5 teaspoons Dijon mustard

12 tablespoons sweet pickle relish

18 tablespoons chopped parsley

1-1/2 teaspoon salt

1-1/2 teaspoon ground pepper

4 hard boiled eggs, finely chopped

2 local scum…

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